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jokes day 169
Friday, August 14, 2020      14 comments

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkers. I'll give 500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink ten pints of Guinness back-to-back." The ro... Read more
jokes day 168
Thursday, August 13, 2020      12 comments

A cowboy walks out of a bar and a second later comes back in, mighty mad. "Okay," he growls. "Now which one of you sidewindin' hombres went outside an' painted mah horse bright red while I was a-drinkin'?" Nobody answers, and the cowpoke dra... Read more
jokes day 167
Wednesday, August 12, 2020      16 comments

Three mice walk into a bar. The first mouse had a shot of whiskey and said, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench-press it twenty times to work up an appet... Read more
jokes day 166
Tuesday, August 11, 2020      14 comments

A man walked into a bar carrying an ape in his arms. "I just bought this fella as a pet," he explained. "We have no children, so he's going to live with us, just like one of the family. He'll eat at our table, even sleep in the bed with me an... Read more
jokes day 165
Monday, August 10, 2020      11 comments

A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer he heard a soothing voice say, "Nice tie." Looking around he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar. A few sips la... Read more
jokes day 164
Sunday, August 09, 2020      14 comments

This old couple walk into the bar, and the husband goes over and starts flirting with some young women. And the bartender says to the wife, "Doesn't it bother you that your husband is always making passes at the younger women around here?" "N... Read more
jokes day 163
Saturday, August 08, 2020      15 comments

Three gents in a bar are discussing a female acquaintance who is trying without success to have a family. The first says, "I believe she is impregnable." The second says. "I believe she is inconceivable." The third disagrees saying, "You're b... Read more
jokes day 162
Friday, August 07, 2020      12 comments

This guy goes into a bar and orders three separate shot glasses of Irish whiskey. He drinks all three. He does this day after day after day, and the bartender finally says, "You know, I can put all three of those shots into one glass for you.... Read more
jokes day 161
Thursday, August 06, 2020      11 comments

A thief breaks into a bar and is heading right for the cash register when he hears a voice behind him say, "God is watching." He turns around, but he doesn't see anything, so he goes back to the cash register. Again he hears, "God is watching.... Read more
jokes day 160
Wednesday, August 05, 2020      15 comments

A salesman walks into the bar and asks, "You know where Bubba lives?" "Sure," says the bartender, and he gives him directions. "But you gotta be careful. Don't honk your horn when you pull up in front of Bubba's house." "Why not?" asks the... Read more
jokes day 159
Tuesday, August 04, 2020      11 comments

Waiter: And how did you find your steak, sir? Diner: Well, I just pushed aside a pea and there it was... A drunk staggers out of a bar and into a nearby cathedral. He eventually stumbles his way down the aisle and into a confessional. ... Read more
jokes day 158
Monday, August 03, 2020      12 comments

A man walks out of a bar and sees a bum panhandling on the corner. And the bum says, "Mister, do you have a dollar you could spare me?" The man thinks about the question for a bit and asks the bum, "If I give you a dollar, are you going to us... Read more
jokes day 157
Sunday, August 02, 2020      16 comments

This duck waddles into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get for you?" The duck says, "Got any grapes?" The bartender says, "No, we serve beer and whiskey and stuff like that." The duck says, "Okay," and he leaves. The next day the... Read more
jokes day 156
Saturday, August 01, 2020      15 comments

A guy goes into a bar, orders four shots of the most expensive thirty-year-old single-malt Scotch, and downs them one after the other. The barkeeper says, "You look like you're in a hurry." "You would be too if you had what I have," says the... Read more
jokes day 155
Friday, July 31, 2020      11 comments

A drunk guy walks into a bar and looks up to see a lady with a French poodle. The drunk slurs, "Where did you get that pig?" The lady, with a look of surprise, snaps back, "I'll have you know that it is a Frrrench poodle." The drunk looks a... Read more

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