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jokes day 184
Saturday, August 29, 2020      14 comments

Did you hear about the guy who had sex with a canary? Came down with a bad case of chirpies. And the worst thing about it is it's untweetable. What do you get when you take Viagra with beans? A stiff wind. Rained this afternoon bu... Read more
jokes day 183
Friday, August 28, 2020      10 comments

The Lord created alcohol so that ugly people would have a chance to have sex. An old lady who never married specified in her will that her tombstone say, "Born a virgin, lived a virgin, died a virgin." That was too many words to put on the... Read more
jokes day 182
Thursday, August 27, 2020      11 comments

Did you hear about the thieves who stole an entire shipment of Viagra? Police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals. What is the similarity between Viagra and Disney World? You have to wait an hour for a three-minute ride. W... Read more
jokes day 181
Wednesday, August 26, 2020      11 comments

A dedicated shop steward is at a convention in Las Vegas and decides to go into a brothel. He asks the madam, "Is this a union house?" "No, it's not," she replies. "So, how much do the girls earn?" the union man asks. "Well, if you pay me... Read more
jokes day 180
Tuesday, August 25, 2020      10 comments

Three women were returning to their village when they spotted a man, obviously very inebriated, walking ahead of them. As they watched, he stumbled and fell face down into a mud puddle. When they walked up to him, one woman turned him over to ... Read more
jokes day 179
Monday, August 24, 2020      9 comments

"Hi. Couldn't help but notice the book you're reading." "Yes, it's about finding sexual satisfaction. It's interesting. Did you know that statistically, American Indian and Polish men are the best lovers? By the way, my name is Jill. What... Read more
jokes day 178
Sunday, August 23, 2020      12 comments

A psychologist did a study of 300 people and their sex lives. Some of them said they had sex almost every night, others said they had sex once a week, and others said they had sex only once or twice a month. One man said he had sex only once a... Read more
jokes day 177
Saturday, August 22, 2020      12 comments

Do you go for casual sex, or should I dress up? Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't want to miss it. My son did email and said he had the MRI this morning. He is to get results on the 25th. He usually only gets his ph... Read more
jokes day 176
Friday, August 21, 2020      15 comments

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. The answer is yes! It's only premarital sex if you're intending to get married. Did some dishes today and plan to wash some cloths tomorrow. That is the extent of my weeks to do list. Hop... Read more
jokes day 175
Thursday, August 20, 2020      14 comments

A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" he asked. "No," was the reply. So he reaches down to pet the dog, and the dog bites him. "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" he said. "... Read more
jokes day 174
Wednesday, August 19, 2020      12 comments

A well-dressed young businessman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The well-dressed man replies, "I'll have a glass of twelve-year-old Scotch." The bartender returns with the drink. The man takes a sip, winces, and ... Read more
jokes day 173
Tuesday, August 18, 2020      14 comments

A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "No way. I don't think you can pay for it." The guy says, "You're right. I don't have any money, but if I show you something you haven't seen before, will you give m... Read more
jokes day 172
Monday, August 17, 2020      14 comments

Four brewery presidents walk into a bar. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey, Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world. ... Read more
jokes day 171
Sunday, August 16, 2020      12 comments

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He sips it and sets it down. A monkey swings across the bar and p!sses in the pint. The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman indicates the piano player. The man walks over to the pian... Read more
jokes day 170
Saturday, August 15, 2020      14 comments

A redneck swaggers into a bar. "Hey barkeep, set me up with a cold one," he says. Then he looks to the end of the bar and asks the bartender, "Hey, is that Jesus down there?" The barkeep nods. "Well, set him up with a cold one, too." As Je... Read more

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