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jokes day 199
Sunday, September 13, 2020      14 comments

The Queen was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the royal stables when one of the stallions farted so loudly it couldn't be ignored. "Oh dear," said the Queen. "How embarrassing. I'm frightfully sorry about that." "It's quite unde... Read more
jokes day 198
Saturday, September 12, 2020      12 comments

Why does Piglet smell so bad? He always plays with Pooh. Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart? So now the friend might be coming here tomorrow to help my son find a game that he wants to play but lost. The... Read more
jokes day 197
Friday, September 11, 2020      15 comments

A woman goes to the store to buy some fishing gear for the weekend. She asks an employee for any suggestions. A blind man who works at the store suggests a rod and reel costing $20. She agrees and moves to the counter to pay for her purchase.... Read more
jokes day 196
Thursday, September 10, 2020      12 comments

A guy walked into a cafe and asked for a bowl of chili. The waitress said, "The guy next to you got the last bowl." He looks over and sees that the guy's bowl is full. He says, "If you're not going to eat that, mind if I take it?" The other ... Read more
jokes day 195
Wednesday, September 09, 2020      10 comments

They announced today that the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are going to merge and form one team called the Tampacks. It may be a mediocre team, though. It'll only be good for one period and there'll be no second string. ... Read more
jokes day 194
Tuesday, September 08, 2020      12 comments

Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school? He was buttering up his teacher. Have you noticed how bad Stan's breath is? Are you kidding? It's so bad, people look forward to his farts! Well, now it is my younger s... Read more
jokes day 193
Monday, September 07, 2020      14 comments

What's green and red and goes fifty miles per hour? A frog in a blender Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them, too! Thanks for all the well wishes and they must have worked as I have been fine all day today. Got a... Read more
jokes day 192
Sunday, September 06, 2020      14 comments

Three engineers are arguing about which is better, mechanical, electrical, or civil engineering. The mechanical engineer says, "God must've been a mechanical engineer: look at the joints in the human body." The second says, "No, God must've be... Read more
jokes day 191
Saturday, September 05, 2020      13 comments

A lady who lived in a small town had two pet monkeys she was very fond of. One of them took sick and died. A couple days later the other one died of a broken heart. Wishing to keep them, the kindly lady took them to the taxidermist. The man ... Read more
jokes day 190
Friday, September 04, 2020      12 comments

Mama Stork, Papa Stork, and Baby Stork sat down to dinner and Mama said, "What did you do today, Papa?" And Papa said, "I was out making someone very happy." And Mama said, "I was out making someone very happy, too. What were you doing, Bab... Read more
jokes day 189
Thursday, September 03, 2020      14 comments

An old woman is sitting in a rocking chair on her porch, petting her cat, Puff. A fairy appears and says, "I'm here to give you three wishes." The old woman says, "I wish I were twenty-one years old and beautiful again." Poof! She is. "No... Read more
jokes day 188
Wednesday, September 02, 2020      12 comments

A man goes into a restaurant. A beautiful waitress comes over to serve him and asks what he would like. He says, "I want a quickie." She slaps him and says, "Just give me your order, mister!" The man says, "I want a quickie!" She slaps h... Read more
jokes day 187
Tuesday, September 01, 2020      12 comments

The chicken and the egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smiling and smoking a cigarette, but the egg is upset. She mutters to herself, "Well, I guess we answered that question." A traveling salesman stops at the nearest farmhouse and ask... Read more
jokes day 186
Monday, August 31, 2020      14 comments

A teenage couple had been dating for a couple of weeks, and the relationship seemed to be going rather well. The young girl told the boy that if he were to come over for dinner, meet the parents, and make a good impression, she would reward him... Read more
jokes day 185
Sunday, August 30, 2020      12 comments

Three women go out to a nightclub to see male dancers. One of the women wants to impress the others, so she pulls out a $10 bill and waves the dancer over. She licks the $10 bill and sticks it to his left buttock. Not to be outdone, the secon... Read more

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