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jokes day 247
Saturday, October 31, 2020      11 comments

A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live. The doctor advises her to marry an economist and to live in South Dakota. The woman asks, "Will this cure my illness?" The doctor answers, "No, but the half year will seem ... Read more
jokes day 246
Friday, October 30, 2020      11 comments

An economist is an expect who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday did not happen today. Why was astrology invented? So economics could be an accurate science. now that I finally got the car inspected, I have to f... Read more
jokes day 245
Thursday, October 29, 2020      7 comments

Two accounts are in a bank when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take money from the tellers, others line up all the customers, including the accountants, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going... Read more
jokes day 244
Wednesday, October 28, 2020      14 comments

A kid swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat. His mother yelled for help. A man passing by hit him in the small of the back, and the coin came out. "I don't know how to thank you, Doctor...," his mother started. "I'm not a doctor,... Read more
jokes day 243
Tuesday, October 27, 2020      15 comments

A man wrote a letter to the IRS: "I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $150. If I still can't sleep, I will send the rest." Older son has ... Read more
jokes day 242
Monday, October 26, 2020      9 comments

The old accountant retired after fifty years, and in the top drawer of his desk they found a note that said: "Debits in the column toward file cabinet. Credits in the column toward the window." Have a great week. Thanks for words of comf... Read more
jokes day 241
Sunday, October 25, 2020      13 comments

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man below. He lowers the balloon more and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hov... Read more
jokes day 240
Saturday, October 24, 2020      10 comments

The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him. "I'm sorry he's dead," was the standard answer. Finally, the receptionist who fielded the calls began to realize it was always the... Read more
jokes day 239
Friday, October 23, 2020      12 comments

A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand. This customer comes into the computer store. "I'm looking for a mystery adventure game with lots of graphics. You know, something really c... Read more
jokes day 238
Thursday, October 22, 2020      13 comments

The function of a computer expert is not to be right about more things; it is to be wrong for more sophisticated reasons. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.... Read more
jokes day 237
Wednesday, October 21, 2020      9 comments

Computers can never completely replace humans. They may become capable of artificial intelligence, but they will never master real stupidity. A computer is perfectly reliable until the moment you switch it on. Have a good Hump Day! ... Read more
jokes day 236
Tuesday, October 20, 2020      12 comments

The secretary was leaving the office when she saw the CEO standing by a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very important document. Can you make this thing work?" The secretary turned the machine on... Read more
jokes day 235
Monday, October 19, 2020      11 comments

The difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers is mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets. The optimist sees a glass that's half full. The pessimist sees a glass that's half empty. An engineer... Read more
jokes day 234
Sunday, October 18, 2020      13 comments

Three people were going to the guillotine. The first was a lawyer, who was led to the platform, blindfolded, and had his head put on the block. The executioner pulled the lanyard, but nothing happened. To avoid a messy lawsuit, the authoritie... Read more
jokes day 233
Saturday, October 17, 2020      15 comments

The mathematician, the physicist and the engineer were given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume. So the mathematician measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral. The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in t... Read more

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