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jokes day 305
Tuesday, December 29, 2020      8 comments

How does a guitar player make a million dollars? He starts out with seven million. The organ is the instrument of worship, for in its sounding we sense the majesty of God and in its ending we know the grace of God. So I joined the 5%... Read more
jokes day 304
Monday, December 28, 2020      8 comments

A pianist gave a solo recital. When it was over, he got a big ovation, and a woman in the front row stood up and shouted, "Play it again! Play it again!" He stepped forward and bowed. She yelled, "Play it again until you get it right!" ... Read more
jokes day 303
Sunday, December 27, 2020      7 comments

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin? The coffin has the dead person on the inside. How can you tell that there's a drummer at your front door? Gradually, the knocking gets faster and faster. Older son off to visit hi... Read more
jokes day 302
Saturday, December 26, 2020      9 comments

How can you tell which kid on the playground is the child of a trombonist? He doesn't know how to use the slide, and he can't swing. What's the difference between a musician and a fourteen-inch pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four... Read more
jokes day 301
Friday, December 25, 2020      12 comments

How do you get a guitar player to turn down the volume? Put sheet music in front of him. What's the difference between a baritone sax and a chain saw? Vibrato. ... Read more
jokes day 300
Thursday, December 24, 2020      9 comments

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless. How do you get a drummer out of your house? Pay him for the pizza. Getting a few things done. Mostly the dishes. Made some orange pineapple juice that boys love. Wish o... Read more
jokes day 299
Wednesday, December 23, 2020      8 comments

Two out-of-work Jewish musicians are sitting on a park bench in Brooklyn. The first one says, "Oy!" The other one says, "I'm hip." What's the definition of a quarter tone? Two oboes playing in unison." Not much getting done. Hol... Read more
jokes day 298
Tuesday, December 22, 2020      7 comments

Did you hear about the violist who dreamed she was playing in the pit for 'The Nutcracker', and she woke up and found out that she was? Why do drummers leave their sticks on the dashboard when they park? So they can use the handicapped zo... Read more
jokes day 297
Monday, December 21, 2020      9 comments

What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? A drummer. Why are violins smaller than violas? They're really the same size, but violinist have bigger heads. Going to try and finish shopping today. Son did some laundry yeste... Read more
jokes day 296
Sunday, December 20, 2020      15 comments

What's the difference between a banjo and a vacuum cleaner? You have to plug in a vacuum cleaner before it sucks. Why do bagpipers always walk when they play? To get away from the noise. Peace and good will to all! ... Read more
jokes day 295
Saturday, December 19, 2020      13 comments

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat minor. What's the difference between a banjo and a lawnmower? You can tune a lawnmower. Son, got home about noon yesterday. Said they got in late so he spent night wi... Read more
jokes day 294
Friday, December 18, 2020      11 comments

Do you know the definition for perfect pitch? When you throw the banjo into the dumpster and it lands right on the accordion. What's the difference between an accordion and an onion? No one cries when you cut up an accordion. Well,... Read more
jokes day 293
Thursday, December 17, 2020      10 comments

Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher? Because he was Haydn. So a seven-year-old kid says to his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." And the dad says, "I'm sorry--you can't have it both ways." Have no idea when older son... Read more
jokes day 292
Wednesday, December 16, 2020      11 comments

How do you get to the Catskills? Stop practicing. How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs. This seemed a little weird. I had checked Monday at Wal-Mart on-line for the $299 Switch that my younger son wants for Christma... Read more
jokes day 291
Tuesday, December 15, 2020      11 comments

Why does a violinist have a handkerchief under his chin when he plays? Because there's no spit valve. How do you know you have a singer at your front door? Can't find the key; doesn't know when to come in. Just got email that older... Read more

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