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jokes day 320
Wednesday, January 13, 2021      13 comments

A sadistic drill sergeant runs his platoon of recruits all over the camp in the hot sun with heavy packs on. As they stand there, exhausted, he puts his face right up to one recruit's face and says, "I'll bet you're wishing I would die so you c... Read more
jokes day 319
Tuesday, January 12, 2021      11 comments

This man got a job with the county highway department painting lines down the center of the highway. The supervisor told him he was expected to paint two miles of highway a day, and the man started work the next day. The first day the man pain... Read more
jokes day 318
Monday, January 11, 2021      13 comments

The human cannonball decided he was too old to go on being shot across the circus arena and into a net night after night. So he went to the circus owner and told him he was going to retire. The owner cried, "But you can't! Where am I going to... Read more
jokes day 317
Sunday, January 10, 2021      9 comments

The NYPD, the FBI, and the CIA have engaged for years in serious competition to determine which organization is the most deft apprehender of criminals. The president, wanting to resolve the question once and all, releases a rabbit into a forest... Read more
jokes day 316
Saturday, January 09, 2021      13 comments

Teacher: Class, it's an interesting linguistic fact, in English, a double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language in which a double positive ca... Read more
jokes day 315
Friday, January 08, 2021      14 comments

A biologist, an engineer, and a mathematician were sitting outside an empty house, They saw two people go in, and a while later, three people came out. The engineer said, "Our initial count must have been wrong." The biologist said, "They mus... Read more
jokes day 314
Thursday, January 07, 2021      7 comments

The old retired general goes into the base hospital for his annual physical. "Any complaints about your physical condition?" the doctor asks. "My sex life isn't as good as it used to be," complains the general. "Really, General, when was the ... Read more
jokes day 313
Wednesday, January 06, 2021      11 comments

Four people were riding in a train coach. A woman and her beautiful nineteen-year-old daughter were on one side, and facing them were the army general and his escort, an army private. The train enters a tunnel, and the cabin becomes dark. A k... Read more
jokes day 312
Tuesday, January 05, 2021      14 comments

Two cowboys are riding across the prairie and they come across an Indian lying down with his ear on the ground. They got off their horses and ask him what he's doing. He says, "Two wagons, four horses, two men, two women, one small child, one ... Read more
jokes day 311
Monday, January 04, 2021      13 comments

A teacher was telling her third-grade class that they needed to bring in a couple dollars to get a copy of the class picture. "This is going to mean so much to you in thirty years," she said, "You'll look at it and you'll say, there's my friend... Read more
jokes day 310
Sunday, January 03, 2021      9 comments

A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant. An accountant is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand. A psychologist is a man who, when a beautifu... Read more
jokes day 309
Saturday, January 02, 2021      9 comments

Twelve tenors and a baritone were climbing Mount Everest and they fell down into the crevasse. All of them managed to hang on to the rope, but it was clear that the rope couldn't hold them all. They decided one man would have to let go. The b... Read more
jokes day 308
Friday, January 01, 2021      12 comments

The gig's going really well. I mean really well. The crowd is going wild--people are dancing, yelling, and applauding loudly after every song, and the house is packed. There's someone who looks to be a talent agent in the back. The whole ban... Read more
jokes day 307
Thursday, December 31, 2020      14 comments

The doorbell rang, and the lady of the house discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, on the front porch. "Madam," he announced, "I'm the piano tuner." The lady exclaimed, "Why, I didn't send for a piano tuner." The man replied, "I kn... Read more
jokes day 306
Wednesday, December 30, 2020      10 comments

One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said, "Finally! After all these years. I'm a conductor!" How many musician jokes are there? Just one---all the rest are true. ... Read more

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