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be happy
Tuesday, March 02, 2021      8 comments

A mine owner advertised for new workers and three guys turned up---an Irishman, an Italian, and a Japanese. The owner tells the Irishman, "You'll be in charge of the mining." He tells the Italian, "You'll be in charge of the lift." He tells t... Read more
next one
Monday, March 01, 2021      7 comments

A Frenchman, a German, and a Jew are lost in the desert, wondering for hours. The Frenchman says, "I'm tired. I'm thirsty. I must have wine." The German says, "I'm tired. I'm thirsty. I must have beer." The Jew says, "I'm tired. I'm thir... Read more
smile and the world...
Sunday, February 28, 2021      11 comments

The train for Chicago leaves at 1:15, the train for Duluth leaves at 1:30, and the train for Fargo leaves when the big hand is on the 9 and the little hand is on the 1. What is a seven-course meal in Fargo? A hamburger and a six-pack. ... Read more
another joke
Saturday, February 27, 2021      15 comments

Two men go into a bar, and they buy drinks for everybody in the place. They're celebrating and whooping it up, slapping everybody on the back. So the bartender says, "What are you two whooping it up for? What's the occasion?" They say, "We ... Read more
laugh today
Friday, February 26, 2021      13 comments

Two guys are skydiving. One jumps out of the plane and pulls the cord---nothing happens. So he pulls the emergency cord---still nothing. The other one jumps out of the plane and yells, "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?" How is a divorce like... Read more
sorry just tired
Thursday, February 25, 2021      10 comments

I am so tired after shopping today. Couldn't get a lot but ok for now. Joke tomorrow. emoticon... Read more
long joke
Wednesday, February 24, 2021      15 comments

A boy worked in the produce section of the supermarket. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man was persistent. The boy said he'd go ask his manager what to do... Read more
laugh or two
Tuesday, February 23, 2021      11 comments

What did the Northerner say to the Pillsbury Doughboy? "Hey, man---nice tan." Where do you find the trees in far north? Between da twos and da fours. Temps in mid 70s today. Hard to understand how the weather can swing so far one ... Read more
joke book joke
Monday, February 22, 2021      11 comments

Guy #1: You know, once it got so cold in the North... Guy #2: How cold did it get? Guy #1: So cold, I woke up in the morning and found these little chunks of ice in my bed, and when I warmed them up they went, pppppppppppppppp. Today... Read more
Happy Sunday with small joke
Sunday, February 21, 2021      7 comments

If a Palestinian and a Minnesotan get married, what do they name their child? Yasir Yabetcha Have a great day.... Read more
No joke
Saturday, February 20, 2021      12 comments

Well, after working so hard and losing almost 9 # since the first of the year, I blew it all in a miserable week of eating everything in sight and doing no exercise. Gained about 5 # back again in that week. Also due to power outage, I lost my... Read more
Power back on and a joke
Thursday, February 18, 2021      12 comments

The placekicker tried to commit suicide after they lost the big game. He got the rope around his neck, but he couldn't kick the bucket out from under him. As predicted it got really cold Monday night and about 3 am the power went out. My... Read more
jokes day 353
Monday, February 15, 2021      14 comments

Did you hear that Denny Green wouldn't let the Vikings eat cereal? When they get close to a bowl, they choke. Why are most jokes so short? So the people they are for can remember them. In 20s with white stuff on roofs and ground (n... Read more
jokes day 352
Sunday, February 14, 2021      15 comments

On his first day at work, a recent University graduate was handed a broom by his new boss and told to sweep the floor. He looked at the boss with disgust and said, "Hey! I'm a graduate of the University, you know!" The manager took the broo... Read more
jokes day 351
Saturday, February 13, 2021      12 comments

Why do some people hate to make chocolate chip cookies? It takes too long to peel the M&M's. What about the man who went to the library and checked out a book called 'How to Hug'? He got home and found out it was volume seven of the enc... Read more

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