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Carol's Gun
Thursday, August 25, 2011      1 comments

Rummaging through her attic one day, my friend Carol found an old shotgun. Unsure how to dispose of it, she called her parents. "Take it to the police station," her mother suggested. My friend was about to hang up when her mom added.... ... Read more
The Modern Toolbox
Thursday, August 18, 2011      1 comments

Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on ones enemies. Modern hammers are used to inflict pain on oneself. Screwdriver - The drink ordered at the local bar after you call in a professional repairman to undo the $500 i... Read more
Follow-up on Bomb Threat
Monday, August 15, 2011      2 comments

As you all know, I told you that we had to evacuate the Federal Building when I work, on Friday, because of a bomb threat. Well it took the bomb squad and their dogs 3-1/2 hours to sweep the whole building. Thank God that they didn't find anyt... Read more
Cleaning House
Saturday, August 13, 2011      2 comments

A poem for the Internet Addict... I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess. He asked if I'd been 'puting, And I had to answer "yes." He told me to get off my butt And tidy up the house. And so I started cle... Read more
Bomb Threat Today at Work
Friday, August 12, 2011      8 comments

Today around 1:15 we had to evacuate the Federal building where I work because of a bomb threat that the caller said would go off at 1:30. We were told that we would be outside for about 2-3 hours while they used dogs the sweep the entire Feder... Read more
Doctor's Office Visits
Tuesday, August 09, 2011      5 comments

What is it with doctor office appointments these days? They give you an appointment at a certain time, you make sure you get to your appointment on time, and when you get there you have to wait at least an hour before they call you to go in the... Read more
Names and Puns
Sunday, August 07, 2011      0 comments

I Want to Help: Abel N. Willin Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser Genie in a Bottle: Grant Wishes Fifty Yards to the Outhouse: Willy Makit and Betty Woant Tinseltown Tales: Holly Wood Ready...Set...: Sadie Word Raisin... Read more
Saturday, August 06, 2011      3 comments

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas. Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. The most adorable bride of today will be someone's mother-in-law in the future. Punctu... Read more
Friday, August 05, 2011      1 comments

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah... Read more
Points to Ponder
Thursday, August 04, 2011      2 comments

* Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. * The real reason you can't take it with you is that it goes before you do. * Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it. * Hospitality is making your g... Read more
You think English is easy??? .... a new twist
Wednesday, August 03, 2011      5 comments

1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce . 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if ... Read more
Coconut Oil
Tuesday, August 02, 2011      2 comments

I read an article in First for Women that coconut oil helps you to loose weight. Have anyone tried it?... Read more
Monday, August 01, 2011      3 comments

I went to Atlanta last week with my daughter and my girlfriend and her neice and we had a blast. We visited the Fernbank Museum what housed the largest dinosaur fossil in the world. It was awesome. We also visited the aquarium and the Coca Co... Read more
Volvo for Dummies
Sunday, July 24, 2011      3 comments

Volvo has unveiled an auto designed by dummies for dummies called the YCC, 'Your Concept Car.' Among its cutting-edge dummmifeatures: -- Turn signals that are able to change their mind at the last minute. -- An OnStar satellite track... Read more
The Most Meaningful Tw0-Letter Word in the English Language
Thursday, July 21, 2011      10 comments

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP.' It's easy to understand: UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake U... Read more

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