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That's my story
Monday, June 02, 2014      9 comments

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our head. So, I'm not fat. I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't old any more so it started filling up the rest of me! THAT'S MY STORY AND I'M S... Read more
Special Poem for Senior Citizens
Sunday, June 01, 2014      5 comments

MY PILLS A row of bottles on my shelf Caused me to analyze myself. One yellow pill I have to pop Goes to my heart so it won't stop. A little white one that I take Goes to my hands so they won't shake. The blue ones that I use a ... Read more
WARNING
Friday, May 30, 2014      6 comments

This machine is subject to breakdowns during periods of critical need. A special circuit it the machine called a "critical detector" senses the operator's emotional state in terms of how desperate he or she is to use the machine. The "crit... Read more
NOTICE
Thursday, May 29, 2014      7 comments

NOTICE Due to a shortage of robots, Some of our staff are Human and may react unpredictably when RUSHED or ABUSED source unknown... Read more
Monday's Child
Wednesday, May 28, 2014      3 comments

I heard my mother say this often. I don't know where she got it from....... Monday's child is fair of face Tuesday's child is full of grace. Wednesday's child is full of woe. Thursday's child has far to go.. Friday's child is lovin... Read more
Eat Dessert
Tuesday, May 27, 2014      6 comments

EAT DESSERT FIRST! AFTER ALL, LIFE IS UNCERTAIN. (from a Bumper Sticker)... Read more
Reflections on Aging
Monday, May 26, 2014      1 comments

Remember, old folks are worth a fortune, with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet, and gas in their stomachs. I have become a little older now and a few changes have come into my life. Fra... Read more
WHY ASK WHY?
Sunday, May 25, 2014      2 comments

WHY ASK WHY? Why do you need a Driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive? Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there floatation devices under p... Read more
Application to be Sick
Sunday, May 25, 2014      4 comments

Province of ______________________________ (note: Left blank to protect the guilty) MINISTRY OF HEALTH MENTAL HEALTH ACT Application to be Sick This form must be submitted at least 21 days before the date o... Read more
Definition of Committee
Friday, May 23, 2014      2 comments

Committee -- A group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done. Source unknown... Read more
Hugging is Healthy
Thursday, May 22, 2014      3 comments

It helps the body's immune system. It cures depression. It reduces stress. It induces sleep. It's invigorating. It's rejuvenating. It has no unpleasant side effects and It is nothing less than a miracle drug. It is all natural. ... Read more
Hugs
Wednesday, May 21, 2014      1 comments

It's wondrous what a HUG can do A HUG can cheer you when you're blue. A HUG can say "I love you so," Or "I hate to see you go." A HUG is "Welcome back again," And "Great to see you! Where've you been?" A HUG can soothe anthers pain,... Read more
Your Daily Account
Tuesday, May 20, 2014      0 comments

Imagine there is a bank that credits your account each morning with $86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening it deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use. What would you do? Draw out every cent, of cou... Read more
I did it!
Thursday, May 01, 2014      5 comments

I walked around the block..... That is, all FOUR sides of the block. It took me 45 minutes with 3 little stops to catch my breath and ease the pain...... It is a far cry from when I used to be able to walk a 15 minute (or less) mile, but ... Read more
Should it be advise or advice?
Friday, October 11, 2013      7 comments

Many people confuse the words advise with advice. Believe it or not, these are two different words. Although they seem similar they are completely different and are not interchangeable. You see, advise in a VERB and advice is a NOUN ... Read more

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