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  • v BARBIE176
    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon Tuesday's food for thought: “Believe in yourself and have faith in your abilities! Without humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers, you cannot be successful or happy.” – Norman Vincent Peale emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon
    17 days ago
  • v LULALOVE
    Joshua 1:9 Be strong and courageous; do not be frightened or dismayed, for the Lord your God is with you wherever you go
    55 days ago
  • v LULALOVE
    It's not about being the best, It's about being better than you were yesterday. emoticon emoticon
    56 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    It's Friday once again, and time to get our check-up from the neck up so we can be ready to enjoy our weekend! I think you'll find that these jokes will be just what the doctor ordered to tickle your funny bone because they're really quite humerus.

    For those of you who are uncertain of the meanings of medical terms, I thought I'd provide a few I've managed to find and decipher for you.

    "Medical Terms for Dummies"

    Artery - the study of fine paintings

    Bacteria - the back door to the cafeteria

    Catscan - searching for the missing kitty

    Cauterize - managed to made eye contact with the nurse

    Enema - Not a friend

    Fester - quicker than someone else

    Fibula - a small white lie

    Nitrates - Rates of pay for working the night shift; normally more than the day rates

    Outpatient - a person who has fainted

    Urine - the opposite of "You're out!"

    Vitamin - What you do when friends stop by for a visit

    I hope these haven't been so upsetting that they've made you nauseous.
    If so, lay down, take two aspirin, and call your doctor in the morning.

    Enjoy your weekend!
    63 days ago
  • v LULALOVE
    Never let any mistake cause you to stop believing in yourself. emoticon Learn from it and move on emoticon emoticon
    65 days ago
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