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  • v SHARON10002
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    In honor of this Memorial Day weekend, here’s a little military humor:

    You would think that being a submarine captain would pay well - but I hear they can't keep their heads above water.

    Trench warfare should always be a last ditch effort.

    Paratroopers pull strings to stay on the job.

    When the sailor failed to report for duty, he really missed the boat.

    The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

    Where do rabbits learn to fly?
    In the hare force.


    One Sunday morning, the minister noticed a little boy staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.

    The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the minister walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, son."
    "Good morning, Father," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque.
    "Father Scott, what is this?" the young boy asked.
    "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service." Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.
    The small boy's voice was barely audible when he asked, "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?"

    Please remember to display your flag this weekend in memory of those who gave their all!
    26 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
    emoticon for dropping by for a visit. and I'm glad you enjoyed the Friday giggles. I hope you had a nice weekend and that your week is off to a good start!
    29 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Hi sweet-teas! Sip, sip hooray - it's finally Friday! I'm stopping by to add a little sugar and sweetness to your Friday morning.

    Since I did the coffee giggles last week, I did not want you tea drinkers to feel neglected, or left out.
    Honest-tea, I do drink tea, but in its iced form, because it refreshes me and gives me a feeling of sereni-tea.
    My DH drinks tea, and his favorite is tea is 50 shades of Earl Grey.
    So what do you say . . it's time for us to have our own little tea par-tea!

    I have to say, that I think these jokes are definitely koala-tea!

    What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
    Reality

    What does a tea bag do when it's tired?
    It seeps.

    How does the Earl Grey tea bag greet his wife every morning?
    Oh Darjeeling, you are so brew-ti-ful!

    I think all politicians should be required to drink tea so they could have more honest-tea.

    What's a teapot's favorite folk song?
    O My Darjeeling Clementine.

    Tea Time:

    A father was giving his wife some much needed "me time" to go out and run some errands. When he asked his toddler daughter what she wanted to do, she told him that she wanted to have a tea party. He sat down at the small table and she brought him a cup of "tea" which of course, was just a cup of water. He lovingly complimented her on how delicious the tea was, and how much he was enjoying it. She kept asking if he'd like some more - to which he kept replying "Yes please."

    After they had shared several cups of tea, along with some small talk, his wife walked in the back door. He asked her to come into the room where he and his daughter were seated, and to sit down to see what his "Little Princess" had been doing since she left just because he thought it was so darned cute!

    Pretty soon the little girl came gingerly walking down the hall again with a cup of tea for Daddy, and placed it down on the table in front of him. She was smiling so proudly as her daddy politely picked up the cup, with his little pinky in the air, and elaborately sipped his tea.

    When he finished the cup of tea, his daughter asked if he would like some more to which he again replied "Yes please.". She picked up his cup, and left to refill it again.

    His wife looked at him, and then very calmly and quietly said, "You do realize the only place she can reach the water is in the toilet, right?"

    And finally before I go . . .

    Today's Thought: Remember the tea kettle . . .Even while up to its neck in hot water - it still continues to sing.

    Each of you is my just my cuppa tea, and I love each one of you so matcha.

    Thanks for regularly stopping by my page with your notes, quotes, support and encouragement.

    I hope you have a tea-riffic Friday and weekend!
    33 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
    Thank you so much for dropping by with the fresh, crisp salad, and your note.
    I hope you have a good week ahead too!
    37 days ago
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    I can't fully espresso my excitement because we've come to the bitter end of this week. Happy Friday to one and all!
    Time to rise and grind and get our happy on. How about we share a few giggles over our morning cuppa coffee?

    Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee?
    It made her too jumpy.

    How do you make beef jerky?
    You give it a cuppa joe.

    I do some of my best thinking over my morning cuppa coffee. I tend to have a latte on my mind.

    Top 40 Songs About Coffee

    Hit Me With your Best Shot!
    Don’t Worry, Be Frappé.
    Wake Me Up Before You Cocoa!
    Everything I Brew, I Brew For You
    Thank You for Bean a Friend - Golden Girls Theme Song

    What's a baby cow called?
    Decaf

    What do you call two coffee mugs sitting side by side on the counter?
    A happy cup-ple.

    What brand of coffee was served on the Titanic?
    Sanka

    And finally . . .
    Today's Thought: As far as friends go, you're the crema the crop.


    I hope these giggles helped mocha you giggle this morning.

    I hope you have a brewtiful weekend!
    40 days ago
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