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    Your Mom will LOVE the visit-- good for both of you. It's a true blessing.

    I will see my Mom later...I bought her some flowers-- she loves inside flowers. We will go garden center hopping when the nights don't hover at freezing.....spring is very stubborn in Pure Michigan.

    It's BEAUTIFUL this morning because we have sunshine. Well, for awhile. I will wash my regular winter coat and put away, but I'll leave my camping winter coat/dog walking coat for awhile longer.
    2 hours ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday! Since itโ€™s Motherโ€™s Day weekend, hereโ€™s are a few jokes I hope will make you giggle.

    A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer.
    For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother.
    One night she said she was ready to solo.
    The mother listened with pride, as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end...
    "And lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."

    One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.
    She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mommy?"

    Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

    The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and said, "Mama, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

    Q: What did mother broom say to the baby broom?

    A: It's time to go to sweep.

    Even though the toddler was having a furious tantrum, his mom was unfazed. โ€œYou may as well give up on the crying,โ€ I heard her say as she led him to the store exit. โ€œYouโ€™re stuck with me for 18 years.โ€ โ€”Sheila Custer

    Enjoy your weekend, and Happy Mother's Day if you are a mother.
    7 hours ago
    Thank you for your comment, have a blessed day too!
    19 hours ago
  • v RCLYKE
    Good afternoon. Loved the joke this morning. Still having a lot of pain. Prayers for a speedy recovery for your mom. Have a wonderful day safe day
    22 hours ago
    I think our spirits are going to break loose soon if the sun would shine and we'd hit 60` w/o wind!!!
    1 day ago
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