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just jokes day 11
Sunday, March 08, 2020      6 comments

How much do pirates pay for their earrings? A buccaneer. If Mr. and Mrs. Bigger had a baby, who would be the biggest of the three? The baby, because he's a little Bigger. What do you call a dog that is left-handed? A southpaw.... Read more
just jokes day 10
Saturday, March 07, 2020      4 comments

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one. What did the tie say to the hat? You go on a head, I'll just hang around. Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge? Because he saw the salad dressi... Read more
just jokes day 9
Friday, March 06, 2020      5 comments

What do you get when you eat onions and beans? Tear gas. What do you use to fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. My pig learned karate. Now he's doing pork chops.... Read more
just jokes day 8
Thursday, March 05, 2020      6 comments

What did the mother buffalo say to her little boy when he went off to school? Bison. Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal. What's a metaphor? So that livestock can graze. How does the m... Read more
just jokes day 7
Wednesday, March 04, 2020      4 comments

Why not say "288" in polite conversation? Because it's two gross. What did the bee say to the flower? "Hey Bud, when do you open?" Why was the math book sad? Because it had so many problems. Who yelled, "Coming are the Br... Read more
just jokes day 6
Tuesday, March 03, 2020      5 comments

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.69 and deer nuts are under a buck. What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. What should you do if you're eaten by an elephant? Run around... Read more
just jokes day 5
Monday, March 02, 2020      9 comments

What is large, gray and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant What does a dog do that a man steps into? Pants. Why was the archeologist depressed? His career was in ruins. What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a c... Read more
just jokes day 4
Sunday, March 01, 2020      6 comments

What do you call a Norwegian car? A Fjord. So the male flea said to the female flea, "How about we go to the movies?" And the female flea said, "Sure. Shall we walk or take the dog?" How do baby hens dance the tango? They dan... Read more
just jokes day 3
Saturday, February 29, 2020      2 comments

Why couldn't the pony talk? He was a little horse. Why should you never fly with Peter Pan? Because you'll never, never land. How do they circumcise a whale? They send down four skin divers. Bert asked Ernie if he wanted ... Read more
just jokes day 2
Friday, February 28, 2020      5 comments

What's brown and sticky? A stick. Why did the cookie visit the doctor? He felt crummy. What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line? I'm the wiener! Did you hear about the skunk who went to church? He had h... Read more
just jokes day 1
Thursday, February 27, 2020      5 comments

What did the number 0 say to the number 8? Nice belt. Why was Cinderella so lousy at baseball? She ran away from the ball, and she had a pumpkin for a coach. Why is a moon rock tastier that an earth rock? Because it's a little... Read more
more jokes for today
Tuesday, February 25, 2020      6 comments

Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they can't remember the words. Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk. Why didn't Noah fish very often? Because he only had two worms. Where do otters come fro... Read more
heartbreak and then ok
Monday, February 24, 2020      7 comments

My younger son had a sad evening yesterday when his girlfriend broke up with him. This was his first real girlfriend and it hit him rather hard at first. I was a little concerned by a few things that I knew like that she had been going with so... Read more
Sunday laughs
Sunday, February 23, 2020      12 comments

What did Mrs. Bullet say to Mr. Bullet? We're going to have a beebee. Why did the atoms cross the road? It was time to split! Why was the baby ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants. Why did Humpty Dumpty have ... Read more
can't help but be happy but was bad news
Saturday, February 22, 2020      8 comments

My older son called today which I was happy that he finally reached out to me but he is injured again. It sounds like they don't know yet how bad the injury but it is his knee and if I understood correctly it has to do with muscle or something ... Read more

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