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just jokes day 55
Wednesday, April 22, 2020      11 comments

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. That's a hardware problem. How many surgeons does it take to change a lightbulb? None. You don't need it out today, but if it continues to give you trouble in the future... Read more
just jokes day 54
Tuesday, April 21, 2020      8 comments

How many art students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but he gets two credits. How many grad students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it takes ten years.... Read more
just jokes day 53
Monday, April 20, 2020      9 comments

How many advertising execs does it take to change a lightbulb? Interesting question. What do you think? How many real men does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.... Read more
just jokes day 52
Sunday, April 19, 2020      6 comments

How many copy editors does it take to screw in a light bulb? The last time this question was asked it involved art directors. Is the difference intentional? Should one or the other instance be changed? It seems inconsistent. How many ... Read more
just jokes day 51
Saturday, April 18, 2020      9 comments

How many women with PMS does it take to change a lightbulb? Six, Why? It just does, okay? How many art directors does it take to change a light bulb? Does it have to be a light bulb?... Read more
just jokes day 50
Friday, April 17, 2020      7 comments

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Sixteen. One to change it and fifteen to form a support group. How many writers does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change it and nine to say, "I could've done that.... Read more
just jokes day 49
Thursday, April 16, 2020      6 comments

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but only if the lightbulb wants to change. How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change it and one not to change it.... Read more
just jokes day 48
Wednesday, April 15, 2020      8 comments

Pun section finished and next section is Lightbulb Jokes... How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but he has to wait until the light is better. How many conservative economists does it take to change a ... Read more
just jokes day 47
Tuesday, April 14, 2020      7 comments

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused novocaine during his root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication. What is the difference between a joist and a girder? The first wrote "Ulysses" and the other wrote "Faust."... Read more
just jokes day 46
Monday, April 13, 2020      6 comments

Lawyers get disbarred and clergymen defrocked. So doesn't it make sense that ballplayers would be debased, politicians devoted, and cowboys deranged, models deposed, Calvin Klein models debriefed, organ donors delivered, and dry cleaners depres... Read more
just jokes day 45
Sunday, April 12, 2020      3 comments

Darth Vader: "Luke Skywalker, I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke: "How do you know?" Vader: "I felt your presents." Did you hear about the new pill? It makes you feel good but has the side effect of making you dull. It's... Read more
just jokes day 44
Saturday, April 11, 2020      9 comments

One day, a Russian couple were walking down the street, and they got into an argument over whether it was raining or sleeting. So they asked a communist party official, Comrade Rudolph, if it was officially raining or sleeting. "Today it is of... Read more
just jokes day 43
Friday, April 10, 2020      7 comments

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they mo... Read more
just jokes day 42
Thursday, April 09, 2020      15 comments

A chicken goes into the library, walks up to the librarian, and says, "Book." The librarian says, "You want a book?" "Book." "Any book?" "Book." So the librarian gives the chicken a novel and off it goes. An hour later the chicken co... Read more
just jokes day 41
Wednesday, April 08, 2020      5 comments

Did you hear that Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein got together for a meeting last week to discuss their common problem? They both have Kurds in their whey. Sadie, I--I tink I svallowed a bone. Are you choking, Hyman? No, I'm serious... Read more

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