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just jokes day 70
Thursday, May 07, 2020      7 comments

Knock, knock. Who's there? Itzhak. Itzhak who? Itzhak sin to tell a lie. Knock, knock. Who's there? Earl. Earl who? Earl-y bird gets the worm.... Read more
just jokes day 69
Wednesday, May 06, 2020      10 comments

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fortification. Fortification who? Fortification, we're going to Miami. Knock, knock. Who's there? Mr. Walter. Mr. Walter who? You don't Mr. Walter until the well runs dry.... Read more
just jokes day 68
Tuesday, May 05, 2020      8 comments

Knock, knock, Who's there? Frankfurter. Frankfurter who? Frankfurter lovely evening. Knock, knock, Who's there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly.... Read more
just jokes day 67
Monday, May 04, 2020      10 comments

How many accountants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What kind of answer did you have in mind? How many real estate agents does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten, but we'll accept eight. How many surrealists does it take t... Read more
just jokes day 66
Sunday, May 03, 2020      7 comments

How many dull people does it take to change a lightbulb? One. How many IBM PC owners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he'll have to go out and buy the lightbulb adapter card first, which is extra.... Read more
just jokes day 65
Saturday, May 02, 2020      11 comments

How many brewers does it take to change a lightbulb? About one third less than for a regular bulb. How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the lightbulb itself sy... Read more
just jokes day 64
Friday, May 01, 2020      9 comments

How many audience members does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to do it and another to say, "Rose, he's changing the lightbulb." How many pro-lifers does it take to change a lightbulb? Six. Two to screw in the bulb and four ... Read more
just jokes day 63
Thursday, April 30, 2020      13 comments

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Fifteen. One to hold the bulb and the rest to drink whiskey until the room spins. How many directors does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. No, make that four...on second tho... Read more
just jokes day 62
Wednesday, April 29, 2020      13 comments

How many IRS agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it really gets screwed. How many football players does it take to change a lightbulb? The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it.... Read more
just jokes day 61
Tuesday, April 28, 2020      13 comments

How many jazz musicians does it take to change a light bulb? Don't worry about the changes. We'll fake it! How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.... Read more
just jokes day 60
Monday, April 27, 2020      11 comments

How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He prays for the old bulb to come back on. How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and the other to eat the old one.... Read more
just jokes day 59
Sunday, April 26, 2020      10 comments

How many lonely guys does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he wishes it was two. How many University freshmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. That's a sophomore course. ... Read more
just jokes day 58
Saturday, April 25, 2020      7 comments

How many reference librarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, I'll have to check on that and get back to you. How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Four. One to change it and three to co... Read more
just jokes day 57
Friday, April 24, 2020      10 comments

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner. How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it takes him three visits.... Read more
just jokes day 56
Thursday, April 23, 2020      10 comments

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to screw in the new bulb and four to talk about how much they'll miss the old one. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the gira... Read more

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