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just jokes day 94
Sunday, May 31, 2020      14 comments

"Madame fortune teller, tell me: Are there golf courses in heaven?" "I have good news, and I have bad news." "What's the good news?" "The good news is that the golf courses in heaven are beautiful beyond anything you could imagine." "Tha... Read more
just jokes day 93
Saturday, May 30, 2020      6 comments

Three friends die in a car accident, and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy says, "I wo... Read more
just jokes day 92
Friday, May 29, 2020      15 comments

A man went on vacation and arranged for his mother to stay at his house and take care of his cat. And, just to be sure, he asked his next-door neighbor if he would look in on them every day and make sure they were all right. "No problem," said... Read more
just jokes day 91
Thursday, May 28, 2020      10 comments

Sounds like we all agree about the next section but I kind of skimmed over to see what might be there that is fun. I didn't even read any that had "Yo' mama is so f--" but thought these were ok and will then skip on the next section which is '... Read more
just jokes day 90
Wednesday, May 27, 2020      9 comments

I think he rode the Tilt-a-Whirl too long. Hard to believe that he beat out a million other sperm. He keeps a coat hanger in the backseat in case he lock the keys in his car. That is the end of the section of 'Insults' which was v... Read more
just jokes day 89
Tuesday, May 26, 2020      6 comments

Looks like he played goalie for the darts team. Definitely has a bad brains-to-testosterone ratio. All booster, no payload.... Read more
just jokes day 88
Monday, May 25, 2020      4 comments

I don't think his URL allows outside access. If you stand up next to him, you can hear the ocean. A flash of light, a cloud of dust, and what was the question?... Read more
just jokes day 87
Sunday, May 24, 2020      8 comments

Doesn't have the brainpower to toast a crouton. He's so dense, light bends around him. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train just isn't coming.... Read more
just jokes day 86
Saturday, May 23, 2020      6 comments

Where other people have a brain, he's got resonance, Got an IQ that's about room temperature. Got the IQ of garden tools.... Read more
just jokes day 85
Friday, May 22, 2020      12 comments

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he? Why do men like BMWs? They can spell it. Doesn't have his belt through all the loops.... Read more
just jokes day 84
Thursday, May 21, 2020      7 comments

He forgot to pay his brain bill. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. I like you, but I don't want to see you working with subatomic particles.... Read more
just jokes day 83
Wednesday, May 20, 2020      8 comments

I'd say he's about one Froot Loop shy of a full box. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's asleep. I'd say he doesn't have all his dogs on the same leash.... Read more
just jokes day 82
Tuesday, May 19, 2020      10 comments

Knock, knock. Who's there? Panther. Panther who? Panther no panth, I'm going thwimming! Knock, knock. Who's there? Bisquick!! Bisquick who? Bisquick!! Your pants are on fire. Knock, knock. Who's there? Saul. Saul... Read more
just jokes day 81
Monday, May 18, 2020      11 comments

Knock, knock. Who's there? The German border patrol. The German border patrol who? Don't ask qvestions! Knock, knock. Who's there? Omelet. Omelet who? Omelet smarter than I look.... Read more
just jokes day 80
Sunday, May 17, 2020      11 comments

Knock, knock. Who's there? Toreador. Toreador who? Open up or I'll Toreador down! Knock, knock. Who's there? Aardvark. Aardvark who? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!... Read more

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