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jokes day 132
Wednesday, July 08, 2020      11 comments

A termite went into a bat and asked, "Is the bar tender here?" A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey! No mushrooms. Get out." The mushroom says, "Hey, what's the matter? I'm a fun guy." I need to do something. ... Read more
jokes day 131
Tuesday, July 07, 2020      6 comments

A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm and says, "Beer please, and one for the road." So a five-dollar bill walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out-a here! We don't serve your type. This is a singles' bar." ... Read more
jokes day 130
Monday, July 06, 2020      7 comments

Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going. The second bee said, "Really bad. Too much rain. No flowers or pollen." The first bee said, "Here's what you do. Just fly down five blocks and turn left and keep go... Read more
jokes day 129
Sunday, July 05, 2020      12 comments

A cruise ship sinks and three men make it to a desert island. The first man kneels down and prays to the Lord to be saved from the island. The second man kneels down and prays to the Lord to be saved from the island. The third man says, "Hey.... Read more
jokes day 128
Saturday, July 04, 2020      9 comments

A priest and a rabbi had been friends for many years. One evening over a cup of coffee the priest turned to the rabbi and said, "My friend, we've known each other for a long time, and there's something I've always wondered. Have you ever taste... Read more
jokes day 127
Friday, July 03, 2020      10 comments

A man went to church, and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand and say, "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good." The preacher said, "Thank you, sir, but I'd rather you didn't use that sort of languag... Read more
jokes day 126
Thursday, July 02, 2020      9 comments

A new pastor was out visiting his parishioners one Saturday afternoon. All went well until he came to one house. Although it was obvious someone was home, no one came to the door, even after he knocked several times. Finally, he pulled out hi... Read more
jokes day 125
Wednesday, July 01, 2020      9 comments

After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up." "That's okay with us," the mother said, "but what made you decide to be a minister?" "Well," the boy... Read more
jokes day 124
Tuesday, June 30, 2020      7 comments

A little boy and his grandmother were walking along the seashore when a huge wave appeared out of nowhere and swept the child out to sea. The grandmother, horrified, falls to her knees and says, "God, please return my beloved grandson. Please,... Read more
jokes day 123
Monday, June 29, 2020      6 comments

A bum walked up to a mother on the street and said, "Lady, I haven't eaten in three days." And the lady replies, "Try, honey. Force yourself." This old guy was dying, and he said to his wife, "Honey, call for a priest." And she said, "B... Read more
jokes day 122
Sunday, June 28, 2020      9 comments

The preacher was dissatisfied with how little his congregation put in the collection plates on Sundays, so he learned hypnosis. He began preaching his sermons in a monotone. He swung a watch slowly in front of the lectern, and at the end of th... Read more
jokes day 121
Saturday, June 27, 2020      9 comments

Three couples---an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple, and a young newlywed couple---wanted to join a church. The pastor says, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for two weeks." The couples agree ... Read more
jokes day 120
Friday, June 26, 2020      8 comments

Son: Mom, hi. How are you? How's everything in Florida? Mom: Not too good. I've been very weak. Son: Why are you weak? Mom: Never mind. Son: What's wrong? Mom: Never mind. It's okay. Son: Why are you weak, Mom? Mom: I h... Read more
jokes day 119
Thursday, June 25, 2020      10 comments

A pastor skips services one Sunday to go bear hunting in the mountains. As he turns the corner along the path, he and a bear collide. The pastor stumbles backwards, slips off the trail, and begins tumbling down the mountain with the bear in ho... Read more
jokes day 118
Wednesday, June 24, 2020      8 comments

Three older mothers were sitting on a park bench in Miami Beach talking about how much their sons love them. Sadie said, "You know the Manet painting hanging in my living room? My son, Irving bought that for me for my seventy-fifth birthday. ... Read more

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