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jokes day 159
Tuesday, August 04, 2020      11 comments

Waiter: And how did you find your steak, sir? Diner: Well, I just pushed aside a pea and there it was... A drunk staggers out of a bar and into a nearby cathedral. He eventually stumbles his way down the aisle and into a confessional. ... Read more
jokes day 158
Monday, August 03, 2020      12 comments

A man walks out of a bar and sees a bum panhandling on the corner. And the bum says, "Mister, do you have a dollar you could spare me?" The man thinks about the question for a bit and asks the bum, "If I give you a dollar, are you going to us... Read more
jokes day 157
Sunday, August 02, 2020      16 comments

This duck waddles into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get for you?" The duck says, "Got any grapes?" The bartender says, "No, we serve beer and whiskey and stuff like that." The duck says, "Okay," and he leaves. The next day the... Read more
jokes day 156
Saturday, August 01, 2020      15 comments

A guy goes into a bar, orders four shots of the most expensive thirty-year-old single-malt Scotch, and downs them one after the other. The barkeeper says, "You look like you're in a hurry." "You would be too if you had what I have," says the... Read more
jokes day 155
Friday, July 31, 2020      11 comments

A drunk guy walks into a bar and looks up to see a lady with a French poodle. The drunk slurs, "Where did you get that pig?" The lady, with a look of surprise, snaps back, "I'll have you know that it is a Frrrench poodle." The drunk looks a... Read more
jokes day 154
Thursday, July 30, 2020      16 comments

A panda walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you di... Read more
jokes day 153
Wednesday, July 29, 2020      14 comments

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and.......a packet of peanuts." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?" This duck walks into a bar, and the bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, buddy, your pants are down around yo... Read more
jokes day 152
Tuesday, July 28, 2020      14 comments

A pig walks into a bar, ordered fifteen beers, and drank them. The bartender asked, "Would you like to know where the bathroom is?" "No," said the little pig. "I'm the little pig that goes wee-wee-wee all the way home." I lost 0.6 this ... Read more
jokes day 151
Monday, July 27, 2020      11 comments

A northerner walks into a bar down South around Christmastime, and there's a little nativity scene on the bar. And the guy says, "That's a nice nativity scene. But how come the three wise men are wearing firemen's hats?" And the bartender say... Read more
jokes day 150
Sunday, July 26, 2020      12 comments

Rene Descartes is in a bar. At last call, the bartender asks him if he'd like another drink. Descartes says, "I think not." And he disappears. A man walks into a bar. There's a beautiful woman sitting at the bar, and they sit and have a... Read more
jokes day 149
Saturday, July 25, 2020      11 comments

The cowboy walks into bar and orders a beer. His hat is made of brown wrapping paper, his shirt and vest are made of waxed paper, and his chaps, pants and boots are made of paper. His spurs are made of tissue paper. Pretty soon they arrest hi... Read more
jokes day 148
Friday, July 24, 2020      11 comments

The tourist goes into a bar, and there's a dog sitting in a chair, playing poker. He says, "Is that dog really playing poker?" And the bartender says, "Yeah, but he's not too good. Whenever he has a good hand, he starts wagging his tail,: ... Read more
jokes day 147
Thursday, July 23, 2020      13 comments

A man goes into a bar and says, "Give me a drink before the trouble starts." And the bartender gives him a drink. He drinks it and says, "Give me another drink before the trouble starts." He downs that one and says, "Give me another drink ... Read more
jokes day 146
Wednesday, July 22, 2020      8 comments

This guy walks into a bar and has a drink. And he looks in his pocket and orders another drink, looks in his pocket and orders another drink, looks in his pocket and orders another drink, looks in his pocket, and so on. And the bartender says,... Read more
jokes day 145
Tuesday, July 21, 2020      4 comments

This guy walks into a pub, sits down, and says, "Give me two beers. Rough day at work." And the bartender says, "Oh? What do you do?" The guy says, "I take care of the corgis---you know, the dogs the royal family owns." The bartender says,... Read more

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