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jokes day 174
Wednesday, August 19, 2020      12 comments

A well-dressed young businessman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The well-dressed man replies, "I'll have a glass of twelve-year-old Scotch." The bartender returns with the drink. The man takes a sip, winces, and ... Read more
jokes day 173
Tuesday, August 18, 2020      14 comments

A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "No way. I don't think you can pay for it." The guy says, "You're right. I don't have any money, but if I show you something you haven't seen before, will you give m... Read more
jokes day 172
Monday, August 17, 2020      15 comments

Four brewery presidents walk into a bar. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey, Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world. ... Read more
jokes day 171
Sunday, August 16, 2020      12 comments

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He sips it and sets it down. A monkey swings across the bar and p!sses in the pint. The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman indicates the piano player. The man walks over to the pian... Read more
jokes day 170
Saturday, August 15, 2020      14 comments

A redneck swaggers into a bar. "Hey barkeep, set me up with a cold one," he says. Then he looks to the end of the bar and asks the bartender, "Hey, is that Jesus down there?" The barkeep nods. "Well, set him up with a cold one, too." As Je... Read more
jokes day 169
Friday, August 14, 2020      14 comments

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkers. I'll give 500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink ten pints of Guinness back-to-back." The ro... Read more
jokes day 168
Thursday, August 13, 2020      12 comments

A cowboy walks out of a bar and a second later comes back in, mighty mad. "Okay," he growls. "Now which one of you sidewindin' hombres went outside an' painted mah horse bright red while I was a-drinkin'?" Nobody answers, and the cowpoke dra... Read more
jokes day 167
Wednesday, August 12, 2020      16 comments

Three mice walk into a bar. The first mouse had a shot of whiskey and said, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench-press it twenty times to work up an appet... Read more
jokes day 166
Tuesday, August 11, 2020      14 comments

A man walked into a bar carrying an ape in his arms. "I just bought this fella as a pet," he explained. "We have no children, so he's going to live with us, just like one of the family. He'll eat at our table, even sleep in the bed with me an... Read more
jokes day 165
Monday, August 10, 2020      11 comments

A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer he heard a soothing voice say, "Nice tie." Looking around he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar. A few sips la... Read more
jokes day 164
Sunday, August 09, 2020      14 comments

This old couple walk into the bar, and the husband goes over and starts flirting with some young women. And the bartender says to the wife, "Doesn't it bother you that your husband is always making passes at the younger women around here?" "N... Read more
jokes day 163
Saturday, August 08, 2020      15 comments

Three gents in a bar are discussing a female acquaintance who is trying without success to have a family. The first says, "I believe she is impregnable." The second says. "I believe she is inconceivable." The third disagrees saying, "You're b... Read more
jokes day 162
Friday, August 07, 2020      12 comments

This guy goes into a bar and orders three separate shot glasses of Irish whiskey. He drinks all three. He does this day after day after day, and the bartender finally says, "You know, I can put all three of those shots into one glass for you.... Read more
jokes day 161
Thursday, August 06, 2020      11 comments

A thief breaks into a bar and is heading right for the cash register when he hears a voice behind him say, "God is watching." He turns around, but he doesn't see anything, so he goes back to the cash register. Again he hears, "God is watching.... Read more
jokes day 160
Wednesday, August 05, 2020      15 comments

A salesman walks into the bar and asks, "You know where Bubba lives?" "Sure," says the bartender, and he gives him directions. "But you gotta be careful. Don't honk your horn when you pull up in front of Bubba's house." "Why not?" asks the... Read more

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