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jokes day 258
Wednesday, November 11, 2020      10 comments

"Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me, but I hurt all over. If I touch my shoulder here, it hurts, and if I touch my leg here, it hurts, and if I touch my head here, it hurts, and if I touch my foot here, it hurts." " I believe you've br... Read more
jokes day 257
Tuesday, November 10, 2020      11 comments

"Mrs. Larson, you're not going deaf in your left ear. You seem to have a suppository stuck in there!" "Well, now I know what happened to my hearing aid." Patient: Doctor, every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm. Doctor: Are you taking ... Read more
jokes day 256
Monday, November 09, 2020      14 comments

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: Ninety dollars. Patient: Ninety dollars for just a few minutes' work? Dentist: I can do it slower if you like. Was so sorry to hear that Alex Trebek died today. Jeopardy! is m... Read more
jokes day 255
Sunday, November 08, 2020      11 comments

"Doctor, my fingers hurt. Do you think I should file my nails?" "No, just throw them away." "Doctor, am I going to die?" "That's the last thing you're going to do." Older son is in Dallas to visit his friend who had moved there w... Read more
jokes day 254
Saturday, November 07, 2020      12 comments

"Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room." "Tell him I can't see him now." "Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you sent me a bill for $1,000! I can't pay that before the end of the month!" "Okay, you hav... Read more
jokes day 253
Friday, November 06, 2020      12 comments

"I have terrible news, Mr. Larson. You have cancer and you have Alzheimer's." "Well, Doctor, at least I don't have cancer." "Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Come now, pull yourself together." Have a great Friday. Peace ... Read more
jokes day 252
Thursday, November 05, 2020      13 comments

Doctor: What seems to be the matter? Patient: I have a sore throat, Doctor. I ache, I have a fever. Doctor: Sounds like some kind of virus. Patient: Everyone in the office has it. Doctor: Well then, maybe it's a staff infection. ... Read more
jokes day 251
Wednesday, November 04, 2020      12 comments

A party of economists was climbing in the Alps. After several hours they became hopelessly lost. One of them studied the map for some time, turning it up and down, sighting on distant landmarks, consulting his compass and the sun. Finally he ... Read more
jokes day 250
Tuesday, November 03, 2020      13 comments

An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant. What's the difference between an economist and a confused old man with Alzheimer's? The economist is the one with the calculator. I did better on Sun... Read more
jokes day 249
Monday, November 02, 2020      11 comments

Three econometricians went out hunting and came across a large deer. The first econometrician fired but missed by a meter to the left. The second econometrician fired but missed by a meter to the right. The third econometrician didn't fire bu... Read more
jokes day 248
Sunday, November 01, 2020      12 comments

A mathematician, an accountant, and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks, "What does two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies, "Four." The interviewer asks, "Four exactly?" The mathem... Read more
jokes day 247
Saturday, October 31, 2020      11 comments

A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live. The doctor advises her to marry an economist and to live in South Dakota. The woman asks, "Will this cure my illness?" The doctor answers, "No, but the half year will seem ... Read more
jokes day 246
Friday, October 30, 2020      11 comments

An economist is an expect who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday did not happen today. Why was astrology invented? So economics could be an accurate science. now that I finally got the car inspected, I have to f... Read more
jokes day 245
Thursday, October 29, 2020      7 comments

Two accounts are in a bank when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take money from the tellers, others line up all the customers, including the accountants, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going... Read more
jokes day 244
Wednesday, October 28, 2020      14 comments

A kid swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat. His mother yelled for help. A man passing by hit him in the small of the back, and the coin came out. "I don't know how to thank you, Doctor...," his mother started. "I'm not a doctor,... Read more

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