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jokes day 282
Saturday, December 05, 2020      9 comments

A guy goes to the doctor, and the doctor tells him he only has a day to live. He goes home to tell his wife, who asks him what he wants to do with his final hours. of course he wants to spend them having sex. They have great sex all night lon... Read more
jokes day 281
Friday, December 04, 2020      10 comments

Patient: What's wrong? Why am I in a hospital? Doctor: You've had an accident. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Patient: What's the bad news? Doctor: We had to amputate both of you... Read more
jokes day 280
Thursday, December 03, 2020      6 comments

Patient: I'm feeling terrible. Am I dying? Doctor: I'll have to examine you. Hmm...hmmm...I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time. Patient: Oh no! How long have I got? Doctor: Ten... Patient: ... Read more
jokes day 279
Wednesday, December 02, 2020      8 comments

A man is feeling poorly, so he goes to his doctor. After numerous tests the doc says, "I'm sorry, but you have an incurable condition and there is nothing more I can do for you." The man pleads with the doctor to suggest anything he might do t... Read more
jokes day 278
Tuesday, December 01, 2020      11 comments

Patient: Doctor, you've got to help me. Some mornings I wake up and think I'm Donald Duck, and other mornings I think I'm Mickey Mouse. Doctor: Hmm, and how long have you been having these Disney spells? A man walks into the psychiatri... Read more
jokes day 277
Monday, November 30, 2020      13 comments

Hello? Is this the state mental hospital?" "Yes, it is." "Can I speak to Mr. Russell in room twenty-seven?" "One moment and I'll connect you... (pause) I'm sorry Mr. Russell is not answering." "Good. That means I must have really escap... Read more
jokes day 276
Sunday, November 29, 2020      11 comments

A woman went to a dentist to have a tooth pulled and there was instant electricity between the two. They made love right there in his office. She came back week after week and they made love over and over and over again. Until one day he told... Read more
jokes day 275
Saturday, November 28, 2020      10 comments

Doctor: What's wrong with your brother? Boy: He thinks he's a chicken. Doctor: Really? How long has he thought this? Boy: Three years. Doctor: Three years! Boy: We would've brought him in sooner, but we needed the eggs. I n... Read more
jokes day 274
Friday, November 27, 2020      11 comments

Pharmacist: May I help you, sir? Customer: Yes...I, uh...well, this is sort of embarrassing, but I'm going out on a date tonight, and you know, I need some... Pharmacist: You need some protection. Customer: Right. Pharmacist: Small,... Read more
jokes day 273
Thursday, November 26, 2020      12 comments

Woman: Doctor, for the last eight months, my husband has thought that he's a lawn mower. Doctor: That's terrible. Why didn't you bring him in sooner? Woman: Because the neighbor just returned him this morning. Thankful for my boys, ... Read more
jokes day 272
Wednesday, November 25, 2020      12 comments

Doctor! Something's wrong! I'm shrinking! Take it easy, sir. You'll just have to be a little patient. The doctor calls up the patient and says, "I've got some good news and some bad news for you." And the patient says, "What's the goo... Read more
jokes day 271
Tuesday, November 24, 2020      12 comments

The man came to see the doctor about his constant fatigue and the doctor said, "I'm afraid you're going to have to give up sex." The man said, "But I'm a young guy. I'm in the prime of my life. How can I just give up sex?" "Well," the doct... Read more
jokes day 270
Monday, November 23, 2020      9 comments

Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes. Nurse: Have you ever seen a doctor? Patient: No, just spots. So, this man walks into the pharmacy and says, "Have you got cotton balls?" The pharmacist says, "What is this, a... Read more
jokes day 269
Sunday, November 22, 2020      15 comments

Patient: Say, Doctor? What was wrong with that nun who just came running out of your office? She looked terribly pale. Doctor: Well, I examined her and told her she was pregnant. Patient: Is she? Doctor: No, but it sure as h-ll cured... Read more
jokes day 268
Saturday, November 21, 2020      9 comments

The old family physician took his son into partnership after the son got his M.D. The old doctor then went off on a two-week vacation, his first in years. When he got home, he asked his son if there'd been any problems at the clinic. The son ... Read more

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