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jokes day 348
Wednesday, February 10, 2021      13 comments

Why do women use birth-control pills? So they'll know what day of the week it is. And why do they stop using birth-control pills? Because the pills keep falling out. Stayed up late watching movie with older son. I might need a nap so... Read more
jokes day 347
Tuesday, February 09, 2021      14 comments

Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room. One of them was crying. The other woman asked, "Why are you crying?" The first woman replied, "I came here for a blood test, and they had to cut my finger." Upon hearing this, the second... Read more
jokes day 346
Monday, February 08, 2021      13 comments

The man came to Minneapolis to see the sights and asked the hotel clerk about the time of meals. "Breakfast is served from seven to eleven, dinner from twelve to three, and supper from six to eight," explained the clerk. "Look here," inquired ... Read more
jokes day 345
Sunday, February 07, 2021      15 comments

How do you know when a non-computer person has been using your computer? There are eraser marks on the screen. Did you hear about the man who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on him. Happy Sunday! I... Read more
jokes day 344
Saturday, February 06, 2021      13 comments

The man was asked to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. He said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her chest is so big she can only fasten eight." Did you hear about the woman who went to the department store to return a... Read more
jokes day 343
Friday, February 05, 2021      15 comments

Two men have just finished using the men's room and the first man stops to wash his hands. He says, "Where I'm from, we're brought up to wash our hands after we pee." The second man says, "Where I'm from, we're brought up to not pee on our han... Read more
jokes day 342
Thursday, February 04, 2021      13 comments

The man checks into a hotel for the first time in his life and goes up to his room. Soon he calls the desk and says, "You've given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?" The desk clerk says, "Sir, that's absurd. Have you looked for the do... Read more
jokes day 341
Wednesday, February 03, 2021      12 comments

Did you hear about the skeleton they found in the closet on the State college campus last weekend? He was the winner of the 1965 hide-and-seek contest. How do you make a man's eyes light up? Stick a flashlight in his ear. Happy Hum... Read more
jokes day 340
Tuesday, February 02, 2021      13 comments

Why don't they take coffee breaks in this state? It takes too long to retrain them. What do they call 100 John Deeres circling a McDonald's in the farm community? Prom night. I am happy to report that putting one foot up under the ... Read more
jokes day 339
Monday, February 01, 2021      11 comments

The man walks into the hardware store to buy a chainsaw. He says, "I want one that will cut down about ten trees in an hour." So the clerk sells him one. The next day, the man comes in all upset and says, "Hey, this chainsaw only cut down on... Read more
jokes day 338
Sunday, January 31, 2021      10 comments

Did you hear about the man who went to the drive-in movie and hated it so much that he got rowdy and ripped up the seats. Did you hear about the coyote? He chewed off three legs and was still caught in the trap. New day, new week of... Read more
jokes day 337
Saturday, January 30, 2021      12 comments

Sven and Ole went fishing and the fish were biting pretty good, and while they were reeling in the fish, Sven he fell out of the boat. And Ole he got his fish in the boat and got the hook out and then he dove in for Sven, and he brought him up ... Read more
jokes day 336
Friday, January 29, 2021      9 comments

The county game warden dies, and Sven and Ole devise a plan that will hopefully land one of them in the position. They flip a coin, and Ole calls it. "You'd be callin' the mayor, Sven," he says. So Sven calls up the mayor and says, "Mayor, I... Read more
jokes day 335
Thursday, January 28, 2021      11 comments

Ole goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I got two problems. First, I seen dat Bob Dole on TV talkin' about how Vigoro can help your sex life dere. So I been dissolvin' a tablespoon of Vigoro in half a glass of water an' drinkin' it before bed e... Read more
jokes day 334
Wednesday, January 27, 2021      16 comments

Lena: I'd better warn you, my husband will be home in an hour. Henrik: But I haven't done anything I shouldn't do. Lena: I know, but if you're going to, you'd better hurry up. "Sven, you should be more careful about pulling down your... Read more

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