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Tuesday, June 22, 2021      10 comments

One day a traveling salesman was driving down a country road when he was passed by a three-legged chicken. He stepped on the gas, but at fifty miles per hour the chicken was still ahead. After a few miles, the chicken ran up a driveway and int... Read more
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Monday, June 21, 2021      15 comments

A man was walking down the street with two suitcases when a stranger came up and asked, "Have you got the time?" The man put down the suitcases, looked at his wristwatch, and said, "It's exactly five forty-six and fifty-point-six seconds, and ... Read more
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Sunday, June 20, 2021      12 comments

A nearsighted whale was following the submarine. Every time it shot a torpedo, the whale passed out cigars. Totally forgot about Father's Day until read on a blog today. Hope you had a happy one.... Read more
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Saturday, June 19, 2021      10 comments

We were so poor, my dad would eat Cheerios with a fork so he could pass the milk around the table. We were so poor, we didn't even use the "o" and "r". After two weeks of gaining, today I lost a little of it back. But still 3 pounds m... Read more
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Friday, June 18, 2021      9 comments

When I was a kid, we were so poor that when my little brother broke his arm we had to take him out to the airport for x-rays. We were so poor, we'd lick stamps for dinner.... Read more
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Thursday, June 17, 2021      9 comments

A group from Chicago spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas. One of the men on the trip won $100,000. He didn't want anyone to know about it, so he decided not to return with the others. He took a later plane home, arriving back at 3 a. m. He... Read more
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Wednesday, June 16, 2021      8 comments

A man went to the doctor with two black eyes. The doctor said, "These are really bad. Were you in a fight or in an accident?" The man replied, "I got these in church." "In church!" the doctor replied. "How could that happen?" "Well," th... Read more
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Tuesday, June 15, 2021      11 comments

A visitor to a dude ranch is walking around the corral one day and sees one of the older hands feeding the horses. He walks over and strikes up a conversation. "How long have you worked here?" he asks. "Twenty-five years," the ranch hand s... Read more
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Monday, June 14, 2021      8 comments

This guy's father dies, and he tells the undertaker he wants to give his dad the very best. So they have the funeral, and the undertaker sends him a bill for $16,000. He pays it. A month later he gets a bill for $85, which he pays. The next ... Read more
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Sunday, June 13, 2021      10 comments

So I came into town around midnight, but there was only one hotel and the clerk said every room was taken. So what did you do? I begged. I got down on my knees. I said, "You've got to have a room. Anything. Please." And? Finally, she... Read more
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Saturday, June 12, 2021      10 comments

Two cows are lying in a field. One of them says to the other, "So, what do you think about this mad cow disease?" The other says, "What do I care? I'm a helicopter."... Read more
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Friday, June 11, 2021      8 comments

Mr. Johnson, I want to speak with you about your son. I discovered him playing doctor with my daughter! Well, it's only natural for children that age to explore their sexuality in the form of play. Sexuality? He took out her appendix!... Read more
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Thursday, June 10, 2021      11 comments

A dog owner takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet examines the dog and pronounces it terminally ill. The pet owner requests a second opinion. So the vet brings his own kitten in, and the kitten examines the sick dog and shakes his head. The... Read more
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Wednesday, June 09, 2021      8 comments

We went to this wonderful restaurant today and I can't remember the name of it. What's that flower with the sharp thorns that can be red, white, or pink? Rose? Yeah. Hey, Rose, what's the name of that restaurant?... Read more
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Tuesday, June 08, 2021      7 comments

My father decided that I should learn how to swim. We went to one of the lakes in the area, and my father put a boat in the water. He rowed me out a little way from shore and threw me overboard. I swam back to shore. He took me out farther a... Read more

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