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Smile of the Day
Sunday, April 05, 2020      9 comments

Locked Out Being the office supervisor, I had to have a word with a new employee who never arrived at work on time. I explained that her tardiness was unacceptable and that other employees had noticed that she was walking in late every day.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, April 04, 2020      10 comments

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, on his way out to the fields, the farmer says to Amy, "The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, April 03, 2020      15 comments

Married or Divorced In my Sunday school class the focus was marriage or divorce, "The rapidly increasing divorce rate," remarked one member of the group, "indicates that America is indeed becoming the land of the free." "Yes," replied the... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, April 02, 2020      10 comments

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighbourhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, April 01, 2020      10 comments

I Have Lost My Father Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The policeman said, "What's he like?" Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, March 31, 2020      12 comments

Are You Free Tonight? A man is stunned when his hot, newly divorced neighbour knocks at his door. He answers eagerly and she asks him, "Are you free tonight?" He blurts out, "Yes!" She asks, "Great! Would you watch my kids?"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, March 30, 2020      11 comments

A wife chewed out her husband at the company picnic a while back. "Doesn't it embarrass you that people have seen you go up to the buffet table five times?" "Not a bit," the husband replied. "I just tell them I'm filling up the plate for yo... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, March 29, 2020      9 comments

“What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.” ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, March 28, 2020      10 comments

After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up." "That's okay with us," the mother said, "But what made you decide to be a minister?" "Well," t... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, March 27, 2020      8 comments

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be i... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, March 25, 2020      10 comments

A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye. "What on earth," she inquired of the artist standing nearby, "is that?" He smiled cond... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, March 24, 2020      9 comments

At the pre-birth class for couples who'd already had at least one child the instructor raised the question of how to break the news to an older child. "Some parents tell the older child, 'We love you so much that we decided to bring another... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, March 23, 2020      13 comments

The Priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the Priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of him!" The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still the ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, March 22, 2020      13 comments

A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts." A short while later, there's more crying, and the Mother go... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, March 20, 2020      11 comments

Unpublished but Irrefutable Laws These laws are not scientifically proven, not theoretically reasonable and not professionally endorsed, but they are irrefutably true. O'brien's Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you have l... Read more

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