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Smile of the Day
Thursday, April 23, 2020      10 comments

A woman goes into a butcher's... "I'd like an oxtail please". "Certainly", replies the butcher, "Once upon a time there was an ox..."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, April 22, 2020      16 comments

The cable repairman was on my street and asked me what time it was. I told him it is between 1:00 pm and 4:00 pm.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, April 21, 2020      12 comments

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read,"...and so the pig went up ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, April 20, 2020      12 comments

Just seen a burglar kicking his own door in. I asked: “What are you doing?” He said: “Working from home.”... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, April 19, 2020      15 comments

Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much i... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, April 18, 2020      12 comments

The Collins family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. For generations, their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between Canada and the United States. Mrs. Collins, who had just celebrated her ni... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, April 16, 2020      12 comments

Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team. "It's fantastic the way you strike the line, dodge, tackle and weave through your opponents." Luke was a shy fellow, but blurted out, "I suppose it all comes from early training, si... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, April 14, 2020      10 comments

Manny is almost 29 years old. His friends have already gotten married, but Manny still just dates and dates. Finally, a friend asks him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can't you find anyo... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, April 13, 2020      16 comments

Two students were talking about their childhood. "I was a very clever toddler. By the time I was ten months old, I could already walk." "You call that clever?" the other said. "I managed to trick my parents into carrying me until I was three... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, April 12, 2020      14 comments

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rul... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, April 10, 2020      22 comments

A grocer put up a sign that read "Eggplants, 25¢ each -- three for a dollar." All day long, customers came in exclaiming: "Don't be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!" Meekly the grocer capitulated and packaged four eggplants.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, April 09, 2020      14 comments

In the men's room at work, the Boss had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it -- "Think!" The next day, when he went to the men's room, he looked at the sign and right below, immediately above the soap dispenser, so... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, April 08, 2020      9 comments

One day, a man was dragged to the cinema by his wife who wanted to watch a romantic comedy. Half an hour into the film, the man felt a nudge in his elbow. "What an outrage," his wife murmured to him. "The person sitting in front of us is sle... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, April 07, 2020      14 comments

An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating proposing. "Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend. "Your chances are better," said the friend, "if you... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, April 06, 2020      10 comments

Two small boys met during their first day at school. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My daddy is an accountant. What does your daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My dad... Read more

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