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Smile of the Day
Monday, July 13, 2020      19 comments

My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel. My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I'm a bus driver.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, July 10, 2020      19 comments

Revised Salary HR: "This is your revised salary. We recommend you keep it confidential." Employee: "Don't worry, I'm equally ashamed of it."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, July 09, 2020      15 comments

Count On Me He who drinks a fifth on the fourth... May not be able to go forth on the fifth!... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, July 08, 2020      12 comments

My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, July 07, 2020      13 comments

Johnny's mother sees the young boy tiptoeing down the hall with a bucket of water. She asks, "Johnny, why are you tiptoeing around with a bucket of water?" Johnny answers, "Dad asked me to quietly wake him at five."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, July 06, 2020      15 comments

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating,the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I woul... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, July 01, 2020      11 comments

Two men are walking doberman and a chihuahua when they see a restaurant. They're pretty hungry, so they decide to head in for a bite to eat. Unfortunately, they see a sign out front that says "NO DOGS ALLOWED". The man with the doberma... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, June 30, 2020      12 comments

Two Bats Two bats are going for their midnight feed.After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood. The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, "Where did you ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, June 29, 2020      16 comments

A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Colleen has been very difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is hard. Well, you know how she is. Yes, I know you warned me. I remember y... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, June 27, 2020      10 comments

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the other, “I’ll bet that ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, June 26, 2020      11 comments

Gifted Dog A man says to his neighbour, "I have an extraordinary dog. He brings me the newspaper every morning." The neighbour responds by saying, "That’s nothing special. Lots of dogs do that." The man says, "Sure, but I don’t have a s... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, June 25, 2020      14 comments

New Ticket Technology A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed p... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, June 23, 2020      15 comments

Finish The Start My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, June 22, 2020      12 comments

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said,... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, June 21, 2020      10 comments

Operation Clean-Up Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly. Today I’m putting a cockroach in the bathroom.... Read more

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