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Smile of the Day
Saturday, October 03, 2020      18 comments

Gym Equipment I just saw some idiot at the gym... He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill!... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, October 02, 2020      12 comments

Two nuns were driving down a country road when they ran out of gas. They walked to a farmhouse and a farmer gave them some gasoline; but the only container he had was an old bedpan. The nuns were happy to take whatever they were offered and retu... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, October 01, 2020      14 comments

A drunken man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained; his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of whisky was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his ne... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, September 30, 2020      12 comments

Two Women riding in an elevator in a very lavish and posh building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Romance” by Ralph Lauren, at $180. T... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, September 29, 2020      18 comments

An elderly, wealthy woman in Florida was boring fellow beachcombers as she bragged on and on about her two remarkable grandchildren. Unable to stand it any longer, a fellow sunbather interrupted her. "Tell me, how old are your grandsons?" ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, September 26, 2020      11 comments

A college student wrote a letter home:Dear folks, I feel miserable cause I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, September 25, 2020      14 comments

I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him... I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog. ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, September 24, 2020      14 comments

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, September 22, 2020      14 comments

A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a question on Portugal,” he said. His mother asked, “What was the question?” “Where’s Portugal.” “T... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, September 21, 2020      18 comments

The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!" ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, September 20, 2020      15 comments

Make Up Your Mind Our generation never got a break. When we were young they taught us to respect our elders... Now that we are older, they tell us to listen to the youth of the country.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, September 19, 2020      13 comments

Relationship Communications If you hear, "I don't know if I'm ready for a relationship." It probably means, "I'm ready for a relationship whenever you are." If he says, "I want someone who will understand me." He means, "Don't comp... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, September 18, 2020      17 comments

A man was in a terrible accident, and his 'manhood' was mangled and torn from his body.His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood,but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, September 17, 2020      14 comments

Two friends were sitting at a bar recounting their dreams. One man said fondly: "I dreamed I was on vacation. It was just me and my fishing rod and this big beautiful lake. What a dream." "I also had a great dream," said the other. "I ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, September 16, 2020      12 comments

Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He ... Read more

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