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Smile of the Day
Wednesday, November 11, 2020      15 comments

A Navy officer was walking through the crew's quarters of his ship one day and chanced upon a sailor reading a magazine with his feet up on a table. "Sailor!" the officer boomed. "Do you put your feet up on the furniture at home?" "No,... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, November 10, 2020      10 comments

Yesterday I was at my local TSC store buying a large bag of my dog’s food for my loyal livestock guard dog and was in the checkout, when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog? What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I’m retired and ha... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, November 06, 2020      11 comments

If a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be... There's no need to remind her every half hour. ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, November 05, 2020      11 comments

I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I so bad with women?" She said, "I'm Alexa you moron."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, November 04, 2020      14 comments

"How did you find your steak?" asked the waiter of a patron in the very expensive restaurant. "Just luck," the hungry man replied, sadly. "I happened to move that small piece of potato, and there it was!"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, November 03, 2020      10 comments

How do you start a fairy tale in the modern era? "If elected, I promise..."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, November 02, 2020      9 comments

It's A Valid Point If con is the opposite of pro... Does that mean Congress is the opposite of progress?... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, October 30, 2020      12 comments

They say that an apple a day will keep the doctor away... Why stop there? An onion a day will keep everybody away! ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, October 28, 2020      20 comments

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing ''Love'' stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scen... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, October 26, 2020      15 comments

It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sk... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, October 25, 2020      13 comments

SMILE OF THE DAY The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband a text while she was out having coffee with a friend. She texted: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send m... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, October 24, 2020      15 comments

Used to being the centre of attention, Robbie was a little more than jealous of his new baby sister. The parents sat him down and said that now that she was getting older, the house was too small and they'd have to move. "It's no use," Robbi... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, October 23, 2020      11 comments

A screaming, yelling mob were tearing up the High Street. A policeman stops one runner, and asks, "What's happening?" "A lion has escaped," he gasps. "Which way did it go?" enquirers the bobby. "Well we're not bloody chasing it!"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, October 22, 2020      11 comments

A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list. "Ma'am," he explained, "I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper so I can earn a dollar." "Wow," t... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, October 21, 2020      8 comments

At my granddaughter's wedding reception, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married longest. It turned out to be my husband and me. The DJ asked us, "What advice would you give to the newly married couple?" I said, "The three most im... Read more

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