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Smile of the Day
Thursday, January 07, 2021      11 comments

The Hard Worker Boss: "Working hard here, Jimmy?" Jimmy: "Ever since I heard you coming down the stairs, boss!"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, January 06, 2021      8 comments

"Last Sunday I found a wallet packed with money down by the church." "Did you give it back?" "Not yet. I'm still trying to decide if it's a temptation from the devil or the answer to a prayer."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, January 05, 2021      10 comments

It's About My Height Lady (to her doctor): "What l am worried about is my height and not my weight." Doctor: "How come?" Lady: "According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet, 8 inches."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, January 04, 2021      16 comments

The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.” I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, January 03, 2021      10 comments

Big Merger One day YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will merge... It'll be called YouTwitFace.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, January 02, 2021      13 comments

I Sing Beautifully During tryouts for one of the chorus positions in the upcoming musical The Sound of Music, one of the girls told the judges, "Mother says I sing beautifully." The judge replied, "Bring me a recommendation from your neig... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, December 30, 2020      7 comments

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she charged. "You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, December 29, 2020      9 comments

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client. “Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.” The art collector replied, “You know, I’ve had an awful day, Jack, so let’s hear the go... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, December 28, 2020      11 comments

Fay is sitting at a hotel bar waiting for her husband to arrive when a man approaches her. "Hi, honey," he says. "Want a little company?" "Why?" asks Fay, "do you have one to sell?"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, December 27, 2020      13 comments

Pizza Coupon Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon. Later he came home with the pizza and the coupon. When asked to explain, he replied, "Mom, I had enough money. I didn'... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, December 24, 2020      13 comments

Before crowbars were invented... ...most crows drank at home by themselves.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, December 22, 2020      14 comments

Dalmatian's Duties A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog's dut... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, December 21, 2020      15 comments

One minute you're young and fun... The next minute you're turning down the stereo in the car so you can see better.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, December 20, 2020      13 comments

House Warming Party When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party. Now I'm homeless.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, December 18, 2020      15 comments

The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read "Best Deals". He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an ... Read more

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