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Smile of the Day
Wednesday, February 10, 2021      12 comments

A man was brought to a hospital with heavily fractured bones. The doctor in the intensive care unit asks him, "Are you married?" "No, I've been run over by a truck."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, February 09, 2021      12 comments

My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Rolls Royce. “Wow,” I said. “That’s an amazing car.” He replied, “If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, I’ll get another one next year!”... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, February 08, 2021      13 comments

A driver tucked a note under the windshield wiper of his automobile saying, "I've circled this block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment, and if I don't park in this no-parking zone I'll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." When he... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, February 07, 2021      13 comments

Put It On the Shopping List My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list... Now I can't read anything.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, February 06, 2021      9 comments

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.” His wife ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, February 05, 2021      15 comments

Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marvelling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?" The guard replies, "They are 3 million, four years, and six months old."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, February 04, 2021      6 comments

In light of the rising frequency of human - grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field. They advise that outdoors... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, February 03, 2021      11 comments

A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars." "Why does that parrot cost so much?" the man wondered. The owner replied, ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, February 02, 2021      7 comments

Richard a village doctor was awakened at 4 a.m. to make a house call. He reluctantly got dressed and braved a snowstorm. After the examination, he told the patient to send immediately for his lawyer and relatives and friends and make a will. ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, February 01, 2021      12 comments

A man walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.” The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, January 31, 2021      8 comments

Two Eagles, an old Indian chief, sat in his hut on the reservation smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him. One US official said to Chief Two Eagles, "You have observed the white man for 90 years.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, January 30, 2021      8 comments

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" The witness stared out the window as though he hadn't ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, January 29, 2021      12 comments

A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place. They put up a big bold sign which read: "WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!" Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own s... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, January 28, 2021      10 comments

There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when she happened upon a pile of fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since she had had her last meal, she flew down and began to eat. She ate and ate. Finally, she decided she ha... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, January 27, 2021      11 comments

The foreman on a contracted job started bawling out one of the men, "I've had slow men on jobs before but you are the slowest I've ever seen. Is there anything you are quick with?" "Well," yawned the workman, "nobody can get tired as quick as ... Read more

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