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Smile of the Day
Sunday, March 14, 2021      14 comments

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband a... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, March 13, 2021      12 comments

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots, and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had." The bartender ask... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, March 12, 2021      9 comments

A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single bat standing upright underneath on the floor of the cave. Surprised by this unusual behaviour, they ask this fellow: "What the heck are you doing down there?" And th... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, March 11, 2021      11 comments

Going Out for Two Wife: "I am going out for two hours. Do you want anything?" Husband: "No, that's enough." ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, March 10, 2021      12 comments

A father took his eight year old daughter to work on "Take your kid to Work Day" As they were walking around the office the girl started crying and getting very upset. As the staff gathered around, she sobbed loudly and said "Daddy, wh... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, March 09, 2021      11 comments

A man was watching TV and enjoying a beer. "Don't go," he yelled at the screen. "Do not enter that building. Walk away. Argh, you stupid man!" His wife called from the kitchen, "What on earth are you watching?" "Our wedding video."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, March 08, 2021      13 comments

Bert at 80 years old, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Marga... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, March 07, 2021      16 comments

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, which said: 'Rest in Peace.' The owner was angry and called the florist t... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, March 06, 2021      10 comments

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot ove... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, March 05, 2021      14 comments

When I go to casinos, the most ridiculous sign I see is the one that says: "If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER." I thought about it for a moment and dialed the number. When they answered I said, "I have an ace and a six. The de... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, March 04, 2021      12 comments

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's fune... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, March 03, 2021      13 comments

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a school teacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a school teacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now s... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, March 02, 2021      10 comments

When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve at least a letter of recommendation." The human resources director agreed and sai... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, February 28, 2021      14 comments

When You Can't Spell Teacher: What is a synonym? Student: A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other! ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, February 27, 2021      13 comments

Why Cats? I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, e... Read more

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