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The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
Thursday, April 05, 2012      8 comments

The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper Angelo has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Angelo w... Read more
Tuesday, March 27, 2012      7 comments

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be the Man of Your House". Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on, you need to know that I am ... Read more
Saturday, March 24, 2012      4 comments

This should give you a giggle for the day! A man and his wife moved back home to Tennessee , from Indiana . The husband had a wooden leg, and to get insurance on it back in Indiana it cost them $2000 per year! ... Read more
An Email Error
Friday, March 23, 2012      4 comments

A Scottish couple decided to go to Spain to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to co... Read more
Tuesday, March 13, 2012      5 comments

A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. "No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man says: " I can... Read more
After 50 years of marriage - Priceless!
Saturday, March 10, 2012      7 comments

50 years - Priceless! After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap... Read more
Lipstick and Mirrors
Friday, March 09, 2012      7 comments

YOU GOTTA LOVE IT !!!!!!!!! According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it... Read more
Saturday, March 03, 2012      4 comments

RECIPE FOR LOVE Ingredients: 2 Hearts Full of Love 2 Heaping Cups of Kindness 2 Armfuls of Gentleness 2 Cups of Friendship 2 Cups of Joy 2 Big Hearts Full of Forgiveness 1 Lifetime of Togetherness 2 Minds Full of ... Read more
Tuesday, February 28, 2012      7 comments

OLD CEMETERY INSCRIPTIONS A truly Happy Person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. And, one who can enjoy browsing old cemeteries... Some fascinating things on old tombstones! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 190... Read more
Thursday, February 02, 2012      3 comments

Okay, I'm a little bit frustrated right now with the company that I work with. I have been off for over a month for medical reasons, and on Tuesday my Dr. finally. So on Tuesday I called the office to let them know that I would be able to retu... Read more
Coming to Terms
Thursday, January 26, 2012      2 comments

First off I want to thank everyone who took the time to read my blog and to thank you for taking the time to give me encouragement and suggestions. Last night my daughter and I talked, but everytime she tried to tell me what happened she br... Read more
Wednesday, January 25, 2012      8 comments

What would you do if your 23 year old daughter came home after visiting a friend, and asked if she could use your cell phone as she had just been robbed at GUNPOINT? This is exactly what happened last night to my youngest daughter. And to m... Read more
It's Time
Saturday, April 24, 2010      6 comments

Well I really haven't been around all that much due to a lack of computer, job, depression and self loathing. But reality has finally sunk in that if I don't get myself out of this slump and back to the land of the living I am going to miss out... Read more
Saturday, May 30, 2009      5 comments

My dear friends, I am really sorry that I haven't been around very often, but we are with out the use of a computer or internet these days! (and it is near impossible to get to use the computers at the library as everyone else has the same idea)... Read more
Do You Hear My Heart Breaking?
Sunday, April 26, 2009      27 comments

Well my daughter is still not in rehab. And life around here has gone from horrible to beyond belief!!!! The first evening home she informed me that she HATES me! (as I am always sad) Hates living here and finds her life very depressing. She h... Read more

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