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What kind of key opens a banana?
a monkey

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When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a parking lot.

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knock knock
who's there

smell mop
smell mop who?


no, thank you.

Edited by: PATTYMCGRAW at: 10/17/2018 (16:25)
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APRIL 29th

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left knee and screams in pain. Then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more. She pushes her stomach and screams and then she pushes her ankle and screams even louder. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
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get yourself a good laugh here


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